I'm confused, what's happening?

Here's a very nice article by Nadya Ellerhorst.

Are you a real clown?

Yes. The bar is very low.

Can I buy your books in person?

Yes! indie northern kentucky has copies.

Will you sign my book?

Yes! As soon as we find each other in the real world.

Will you be my boyfriend?

No : (

Do you want to collab?

Maybe! Please email michael at softmaxplus dot com with links to your work.

What equipment do you use?

* Audix OM2

* Canon 77D

* Canon Vixia HF G50 (1080p, 29.97 FPS)

* Canon XA40 (1080p, 29.97 FPS)

* DaVinci Resolve

* Deity Theos

* HP Victus 16

* iPhone 15

* Lensbaby Composer Pro - Sweet 50

* Mackie Element Wave (trash, do not buy)

* Miller High Life

* Pixel 7a

* Rode NTG4+

* Sony ECM-XM1

* Xvive U3

What makeup do you use?

* Ben Nye - Clown White (CW3)

* Woochie - Liquid Lipstick (Electric Blue)

* Fun World - Premier Water Activated Makeup (Red)

What's next?

Longer, plot-driven videos. Also, a late night-style talk show in a cemetery. Also, 13 short stories about love; audiobooks; another Pizza Boyzz book; another Lefkitis book; the production of live theater in Cincinnati.

I wrote a book, will you read it?

Maybe! Please email michael at softmaxplus dot com and include a synopsis.